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7:45 AM: Someone stole the snowman
during the night. All the snow has gone too.
8:00 PM: Spend the day relaxing on my
new chair - it’s purrfect!
9:00 PM: My humans arrived home with
a present for me - they must have been feeling guilty for
accidentally locking me out last night. But what a shock I got
when they took it out of the bag. It was a yellow ribbon collar
with a little silver bell. Skirt and Trousers both had to hold
me down before they could tie it round my neck. Brat laughed and
laughed and even Brat-2 had a fit of giggles. No matter how hard
I try it won’t come off. What an insult! What humiliation! What
indignity! What am I going to do?
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