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8:10 AM: Trousers is using his
plaster as an excuse to stay off work. I felt a duty do to help
him in this time of need. Had a brilliant idea! I will give him
a present to cheer him up.
8:42 AM: Success! I returned from
my hunting expedition with a semi-comatose blackbird. I left it
on my chair so that Trousers could enjoy the final-kill.
9:06 AM: Trousers came into the
living room. As he carefully lowered himself onto my chair the
blackbird fluttered its wings. This startled Trousers and he
fell to the floor where he groaned and moaned much more than a
grown human with a leg in plaster who had fallen to the floor
should have done.
9:12 AM: The blackbird, I took so
much time choosing as a present for Trousers, was thrown
discourteously out the door.
9:13 AM: I was thrown
discourteously out the door.
Really! Humans can be so unappreciative!!
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