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| 11th March |
11:50 AM: It’s like a madhouse this morning. Trousers is sitting
on my chair (AGAIN!) grunting and groaning about his leg. Skirt
is rushing about like a tornado, washing dishes and ironing and
doing fifty other unnecessary things. Brat-2 is in his buggy,
making smells and high pitched screeching noises. Brat is
playing with a bow and arrow and using ME as a target. At times
like this I wonder if I adopted the right family!
11:51 AM: I am in my shed hiding from my humans.
11:50 PM: This evening Lucky and I sat on the bins for hours
watching the moon make its daily pilgrimage across the sky. Cat
folklore says that the moon is made of green cheese and
populated by mice that come in a huge variety of flavors. It’s
supposed to be cat utopia. To me this is a whimsical notion. I
have calculated that if it was populated by mice the moon would
have been completely devoured by the year 1742 A.D.
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If you like my secret diary please read my
book - 'The Secret Diary of Adrian Cat' . It is available as a
hard-back or as an ebook.
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My human, Stuart, asked me to tell you all
that he writes books (they are very good but don't tell him I
said so) One of his books is a fantasy novel for boys and girls
- it is called Medusa Island. Have a look!!!
Available to download from all Amazon
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