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9:00 AM: Have just discovered that
we are in Balloch. We have only traveled twenty miles - and in
the wrong direction. London is now 420 miles away. I have
decided to go home. Being a political revolutionary is too
difficult for someone with poor navigational skills.
9:10 PM: Back home. I am finished
with politics forever. I will find a less radical way to become
famous.
11:46 PM: My humans have been playing
a card game called ‘snap’ all evening. They spend endless hours
doing this - they have no ambition. They really are a big
disappointment to me.
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Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy
and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its
whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human
or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit
greatly from reading the thoughts of Catkind’s most eminent
intellectuals. So read on and prepare to be amazed and amused at
this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.
Extracts:
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. D’Lemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, “You are what you eat”. This is very
worrying, for today I’ve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- René Descats, 1666
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