(On this day in 1665 the Great Strike of
London began. Cats in the Mouserís Union refused to kill any
rats until their catnip allowance was increased.)
1:22 PM: Told Lucky all about
Snowball insisting I make friends with Killer. He said that
someone as clever as me should be able to convince a stupid
ruffian like Killer that it would be better if we were friends.
Itís not often that Lucky says anything sensible but for once
11:30 PM: My humans have been out all
evening. I have been sitting on my favorite chair having very
clever intellectual thoughts. Itís good being intelligent; itís
such a comfort in times of adversity.
I ran through the Ďtimes-tableí I learned as
One tail is one.
Two ears are two.
Three mice are tasty.
Four paws are four.
Five dogs are deadly.
I couldnít remember much after that.