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Being an intellectual cat I have
written a brilliant speech that will make Killer want to be my
friend.
Momentous Speech to Killer
My dear Killer, there is too much pain and
suffering in the world. You and I can make it a better place - a
paradise for all cats. But we must turn away from hatred
and aggression; we must encourage love and friendship amongst
catkind. We can do it. We can make a difference and we can start
right now by becoming good friends. Let’s be friends. What do
you say?
Spent the rest of the day practicing my
speech - I can now say it without fainting. Will go and see my
friend-to-be early tomorrow morning.
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