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Resumed Brat’s training. As cat of the house
it is my responsibility to ensure that He’s properly educated in
cat etiquette. Today’s lesson was on personal hygiene. Brat had
just finished a huge piece of cake and his mouth and cheeks were
completely covered in chocolate and cream. I began the lesson
with a demonstration - I licked my paws and carefully wiped the
fur around my mouth. Brat giggled. I repeated the demonstration
- Brat giggled even more loudly. I really don’t think he takes
his lessons seriously. Undaunted, I persevered, this time
showing him how to wash face, neck and tail. He made absolutely
no effort to clean himself. In the end I had to lick him clean
myself, which was a lot of hard work but, admittedly, very
tasty.
There is some confusion over my chair.
Trousers thinks that he is allowed to sit on it. I gave him the
evil-eye several times but he was too busy watching television
to even notice. I will confront him about his impertinence very
soon.
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