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Spent all day resting on Brat’s bed. I had a
lot of time to think and I have decided that it’s time to take
control of my life. Over the next few days I’m going to:
a) Tackle Brutus.
b) Clear up my relationship with Snowball.
To cheer myself up, I made a list of reasons
why cats are better than dogs:
* Dogs must perform tricks if they want to be
liked by humans. Cats are loved for their beauty, elegance,
charm and pretentiousness.
* Dogs are unable to catch mice.
* Dogs have only one (very boring) life.
* Cats are free spirits and do whatever they
please. Dogs only do what their humans tell them to do.
* If a cat falls he lands on his paws - if a
dog falls he lands at the vets’.
* Cats bury their poo - dogs bury their food.
* Cats have far more intelligent-thoughts in
their tails than dogs have in their heads.
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