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It’s appalling, everyone is still fussing
over the smelly one. It looks like they’re going to keep it.
This is just not fair – I have not been consulted!
As I lay all alone and abandoned on my satin
pillow, I tried to think of a name for the new baby. My
favorites are:
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Screecher
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Whiner
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Howler
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Wailer
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Shrieker
It’s obvious I will never sleep again.
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