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I am still pining for Snowball. Spent the day
writing her a love poem.
Snowball you melt my heart.
Snowball, it is you I crave,
For you I would be strong, daring and brave,
For you I would climb the highest tree,
Or swim across the deep blue sea,
(if I could swim)
To prove my love I would kill a thousand
rats,
Throttle mice and slay vampire bats,
(Note: not sure if you get these in Scotland)
To make you mine I would do anything,
Just don’t ask me to fight that evil brute
Killer.
(sorry, couldn’t find a word that rhymed)
The next time I meet Snowball I will win her
affection by reciting my poem. (I find this option much
preferable to dueling to the death)
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