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Snowball invited me round to her house to
meet her humans. They seemed friendly and made a great fuss over
me. They spoke to Snowball in squeaky hushed voices, saying
things like, “So this is your little friend,” and “Maybe we will
be having little grandchildren kittens soon.” Snowball made me
taste her
Organic-Vegan-Low-Carbohydrate-Salt-Free-Polyunsaturated-Cat-Food.
It tasted like grass that had been pre-chewed by a flatulent cow
but I told her it was delicious. Our relationship has become
very serious and I think she may even stop being special-friends
with Killer.
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