1:00 PM: My humans have gone out
leaving me to look after the house.
4:20 PM: I am bursting for a pee but
my litter tray has been missing since Skirtís latest cleaning
5:05 PM: Searched the house to find
a place to pee that wonít leave too much of a mess. The
video-thing seemed a good choice.
11:00 PM: Trousers is in a dreadful
mood because the video-thing wonít work. I donít know why heís
angry at me when really itís all Skirtís fault.
Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy
and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its
whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human
or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit
greatly from reading the thoughts of Catkindís most eminent
intellectuals. So read on and prepare to be amazed and amused at
this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. DíLemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, ďYou are what you eatĒ. This is very
worrying, for today Iíve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- Renť Descats, 1666
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