11:00 AM: My young human, Brat, was
playing with his silly remote control car again. I hate the way
he plays “crashes” while I’m asleep on the floor. My body aches
from the tip of my whiskers to the tip of my tail.
3:20 PM: I am in love! The most
beautiful white Persian has just walked through my
garden. Unfortunately my inconsiderate humans are out so all I
could do was gawk passionately at her from my bedroom window. As
she slinked through the hedge I’m sure she glanced back and
smiled at me. As soon as I can get out I will search
relentlessly until I find my soul mate.