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(110 years since the invention of the
mousetrap made 300,000 mousers redundant.)
Got off to an early start – woke my humans at
5:00 AM and demanded to get out. For a moment I thought that it
was raining bird feathers - but it was only snow. Cold snow. By
5:04 AM I was back in my warm bed. Will start my get mega-fit
campaign on a warmer day.
When Brat woke up he was all excited about
the snow and desperate to go out. Straight after breakfast
Trousers, Skirt and Brat were in the garden rolling the snow
into big balls. I remained indoors watching from the warmth and
comfort of the kitchen. They put the balls together to create a
pretend person and stuck stones on it to make eyes, a nose and a
mouth. It looked like fun so I decided to help them. Typical -
they didn’t appreciate my jumping on the snow person and they
threw balls of snow at me. They thought this was amusing - but
it wasn’t - it made me freezing cold and icy wet! I went
straight back indoors and will not speak to any of them for a
week.
10:00 PM: Discovered that my pee makes
snow melt so, to punish my humans, I’ve started to melt the snow
person. I reckon than in another ninety-three days I will have
destroyed it completely.
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