4:00 PM:          I’m rather concerned about Brat-2; he still gets pushed everywhere in his buggy. By this time a cat kitten would be climbing trees and catching mice. Human kittens are such slow developers.

I tried to write a love poem but my brain was obviously not working properly - the only lines I could think of were quite useless:

She Loves You

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

And with a love like that
You know you should be glad.

11:40 PM:        Heard the spooky noise again - I wonder if the house was built on a graveyard.

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Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit greatly from reading the thoughts of Catkind’s most eminent intellectuals. So read on and prepare to be amazed and amused at this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.

Extracts:
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty. The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full. The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. D’Lemma, 1908

I overheard my human say, “You are what you eat”. This is very worrying, for today I’ve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011

I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- René Descats, 1666

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