It's time for that crazy, fun day! Cake for breakfast, cake
for lunch, cake for supper . . . Leave 'sensible' for the rest of
the year. I wish you an amazing, happy day.
Having a party? Follow these
* Invite everyone you know
and many you donít know.
* Evacuate the rest of the
* Have enough food and drink
to feed a small nation.
* Music should be played at
8.5 on the Richter Scale.
* Remove all clocks and
watches - let the party rock forever.
* Have pre-planned excuses
to counter complaints from parents, neighbours, riot police and the
As you get older you become wiser. At any moment intelligent
thoughts can pop into your head. These may be spurious lines of
poetry from an obscure Shakespearian play or an ultra complex
mathematical formula. At a result you will consider becoming a
philosopher or great genius. Donít worry the disagreeable
intelligent thoughts will soon disappear and normality will resume.