Birthday Boy

It's time for that crazy, fun day! Cake for breakfast, cake for lunch, cake for supper . . . Leave 'sensible' for the rest of the year. I wish you an amazing, happy day.

Party Rules

Having a party? Follow these strict rules:

* Invite everyone you know and many you don’t know.

* Evacuate the rest of the neighbourhood.

* Have enough food and drink to feed a small nation.

* Music should be played at 8.5 on the Richter Scale.

* Remove all clocks and watches - let the party rock forever.

* Have pre-planned excuses to counter complaints from parents, neighbours, riot police and the army.

As you get older you become wiser. At any moment intelligent thoughts can pop into your head. These may be spurious lines of poetry from an obscure Shakespearian play or an ultra complex mathematical formula. At a result you will consider becoming a philosopher or great genius. Don’t worry the disagreeable intelligent thoughts will soon disappear and normality will resume.