Spent the entire day thinking about how to become
famous. After much deliberation and many naps, I decided to be a
World Famous
Mouse Trainer.
My Plan:
1) Catch mouse.
2) Train it to do amazing tricks, like juggling balls and jumping through
fiery hoops.
3) Remember not to eat the mouse.
4) Become world famous.
My plan will require oodles of dedicated work and will be difficult to fit
into my hectic sleeping schedule. It’s such a burden being an
ambitious cat! I will put my plan into action first thing tomorrow morning.
My litter tray has still not been cleaned and I am reduced to doing my
business in the garden like a common cat.
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